Friday, November 17, 2006

Cold War 2...or not

Haha, i just found this very amusing....who in their right mind would spy on Canada? This guy was caught in Montreal at the airport, and arrested under suspicion of espionage. Was it spying on us? Probably more likely on the states....sigh....second fiddle again. Darn!

Here's the article I found on cbc regarding it...I don't know how interesting it might be, I just wanted to make fun of us catching a spy, and figured I should back it up with an intelligent write up, even if its not my own:

An accused spy was arrested at a Montreal airport on Tuesday night, the country's first espionage arrest in 10 years.

Canada Border Services agents took the man into custody at Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport as he prepared to board a plane out of the country.

"A foreign national alleging to be a Canadian citizen named Paul William Hampel was arrested in Montreal after a [national] security certificate under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act was issued against him," said Melissa Leclerc, a spokesman for Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day.

The certificate must be signed by two federal cabinet ministers. Day and Immigration Minister Monte Solberg signed the document, which authorized the man's arrest for engaging in espionage, or an act of subversion against a democratic government.

News reports say the man could be from Russia. He reportedly slipped into Canada years ago, and kept a low profile.

A federal court judge will set a hearing date for the man, who is being held in Montreal.

Canada an attractive target

A former director of Canada's spy agency said the arrest likely signifies either that the person was deemed a threat to national security or that the government is sending a signal to foreign countries that Canada is watching and won't put up with espionage.

"I think it does send a signal that we remain vigilant and we remain concerned and we're really not going to have people running around doing things they shouldn't do and abusing the hospitality of this country," said Reid Morden.

Canada is an attractive target because of its advanced industries, including aviation and telecommunications, and its proximity to the United States, he said.

Ottawa expelled two Russian military attachés in 2002 on suspicion of espionage, while two Russian spies were deported in 1996.

Dmitriy Olshevsky and Yelena Olshevskaya, who went by the bogus names Ian and Laurie Lambert, were arrested and swiftly removed from Canada in 1996.

3 men detained under security certificates

The last time a security certificate was issued was in 2003, when the former Liberal government approved the arrest of alleged al-Qaeda member Adil Charkaoui.

He's one of five men arrested under security certificates for suspicion of terrorism. The certificates allow police to hold prisoners without charging them or giving them full access to the evidence against them.

Mahmoud Jaballah, Hassan Almrei and Mohammed Majoub remain detained at the Immigration Holding Centre in Kingston, Ont. Charkaoui and another suspect, Mohamed Harkat, have been released on bail under strict conditions.

Harkat, Charkaoui and Almrei have challenged the legality of the certificates, all the way to the Supreme Court of Canada.

In June, lawyers for the federal government argued that the certificates were necessary because the importance of national security outweighed the rights of suspects who are detained.

A judgment is pending.


Wooooooo Us! hahahaha

Sunday, November 12, 2006

In the name of Comedy

Following up on my last Borat post...My brother posted an interesting link in regards to the films producers 'unethical' use of unsuspecting people when filming many of their scenes.

My post was in regards to two frat boys who felt the film made them look bad. I brushed this off as them backpedalling, doing some reputation dammage control, sort of thing. Ryan posted a comment in which he included a link to another write up regarding the abuse of the trust of the village people used in the film. I'll paste it on here:

"When Sacha Baron Cohen wanted a village to represent the impoverished Kazakh home of his character Borat, he found the perfect place in Glod: a remote mountain outpost with no sewerage or running water and where locals eke out meagre livings peddling scrap iron or working patches of land.

But now the villagers of this tiny, close-knit community have angrily accused the comedian of exploiting them, after discovering his new blockbuster film portrays them as a backward group of rapists, abortionists and prostitutes, who happily engage in casual incest.

They claim film-makers lied to them about the true nature of the project, which they believed would be a documentary about their hardship, rather than a comedy mocking their poverty and isolation.

Villagers say they were paid just £3 each for this humiliation, for a film that took around £27million at the worldwide box office in its first week of release.

Now they are planning to scrape together whatever modest sums they can muster to sue Baron Cohen and fellow film-makers, claiming they never gave their consent to be so cruelly misrepresented.

Disabled Nicu Tudorache said: This is disgusting. They conned us into doing all these things and never told us anything about what was going on. They made us look like primitives, like uncivilised savages. Now they,re making millions but have only paid us 15 lei [around £3].

Cambridge-educated Baron Cohen filmed the opening scenes of the Borat movie in Glod - a village that is actually in Romania, rather than Kazakhstan, and whose name literally translates as 'mud', last summer.

Its 1,000 residents live in dilapidated huts in the shadow of the Carpathian mountains. Toilets are little more than sheltered holes in the ground and horses and donkeys are the only source of transport.

Just four villagers have permanent employment in the nearby towns of Pucioasa or Fieni, while the rest live off what little welfare benefits they get.

So when a Hollywood film crew descended on a nearby run-down motel last September, with their flashy cars and expensive equipment, locals thought their lowly community might finally be getting some of the investment it so desperately needs.

The crew was led by a man villagers describe as 'nice and friendly, if a bit weird and ugly', who they later learned was Baron Cohen. It is thought the producers chose the region because locals more closely resembled his comic creation than genuine Kazakhs.

The comedian insisted on travelling everywhere with bulky bodyguards, because, as one local said: 'He seemed to think there were crooks among us.'

While the rest of the crew based themselves in the motel, Baron Cohen stayed in a hotel in Sinaia, a nearby ski resort a world away from Glod's grinding poverty. He would come to the village every morning to do 'weird things', such as bringing animals inside the run-down homes, or have the village children filmed holding weapons.

Mr Tudorache, a deeply religious grandfather who lost his arm in an accident, was one of those who feels most humiliated. For one scene, a rubber sex toy in the shape of a fist was attached to the stump of his missing arm - but he had no idea what it was.

Only when The Mail on Sunday visited him did he find out. He said he was ashamed, confessing that he only agreed to be filmed because he hoped to top up his £70-a-month salary - although in the end he was paid just £3.

He invited us into his humble home and brought out the best food and drink his family had. Visibly disturbed, he said shakily: 'Someone from the council said these Americans need a man with no arm for some scenes. I said yes but I never imagined the whole country, or even the whole world, will see me in the cinemas ridiculed in this way. This is disgusting.

'Our region is very poor, and everyone is trying hard to get out of this misery. It is outrageous to exploit people's misfortune like this to laugh at them.

'We are now coming together and will try to hire a lawyer and take legal action for being cheated and exploited. We are simple folk and don't know anything about these things, but I have faith in God and justice.'

If the village does sue the film-makers, they won't be the first. Last week, two unnamed college students who were caught on film drunkenly making racist and sexist comments took legal action, claiming the production team plied them with alcohol and falsely promised that the footage would never be seen in America.

Many other unwitting victims of Baron Cohen's pranks have also spoken out against the way they were conned and - unsurprisingly - the rulers of Kazakhstan have long taken issue with the image Borat paints of their vast, oil-rich nation.

The residents of Glod only found out about the true nature of the film after seeing a Romanian TV report. Some thought it was an art project, others a documentary.

The Mail on Sunday showed them the cinema trailer - the first footage they had seen from the film. Many were on the brink of tears as they saw how they were portrayed.

Claudia Luca, who lives with her extended family in the house next to the one that served as Borat's home, said: 'We now realise they only came here because we are poorer than anyone else in this village. They never told us what they were doing but took advantage of our misfortune and poverty. They made us look like savages, why would anyone do that?'

Her brother-in law Gheorghe Luca owns the house that stood in for Borat's - which the film-makers adorned by bringing a live cow into his living room.

Luca, who now refers to Baron Cohen as to the 'ugly, tall, moustachioed American man', even though the 35-year-old comedian is British, said: 'They paid my family £30 for four full days. They were nice and friendly, but we could not understand a single word they were saying.

'It was very uncomfortable at the end and there was animal manure all over our home. We endured it because we are poor and badly needed the money, but now we realise we were cheated and taken advantage of in the worst way.

'All those things they said about us in the film are terribly humiliating. They said we drink horse urine and sleep with our own kin. You say it's comedy, but how can someone laugh at that?'

Spirea Ciorobea, who played the 'village mechanic and abortionist', said: 'What I saw looks disgusting. Even if we are uneducated and poor, it is not fair that someone does this to us.'

He remembered wondering why the crew took an old, broken Dacia car and turned it into a horse cart. He said: 'We all thought they were a bit crazy, but now its seems they wanted to show that it is us who drive around in carts like that.'

Local councillor Nicolae Staicu helped the crew with their shooting, but he claims he was never told what sort of movie they were making, and that they failed to get a proper permit for filming.

Staicu, who had never dealt with a film crew before, said: 'I was happy they came and I thought it would be useful for our country, but they never bothered to ask for a permit, let alone pay the official fees.

'I realise I should have taken some legal steps but I was simply naive enough to believe that they actually wanted to do something good for the community here.

'They came with bodyguards and expensive cars and just went on with their job, so we assumed someone official in the capital Bucharest had let them film.'

Bogdan Moncea of Castel Film, the Bucharest-based production company that helped the filming in Romania, said the crew donated computers and TV sets to the local school and the villagers. But the locals have denied this.

Mr Staicu said: 'The school got some notebooks, but that was it. People are angry now, they feel cheated.'

It's a feeling Glod is used to. The village, like others in the Dambovita region of Romania, is populated mainly by gipsies who say they are discriminated against by the rest of the country.

Indeed, when local vice-mayor Petre Buzea was asked whether the people felt offended by Baron Cohen's film, he replied: 'They got paid so I am sure they are happy. These gipsies will even kill their own father for money.'

No one from the 20th Century Fox studio was available for comment on the villagers' claims.

But feelings in Glod are running so high that The Mail on Sunday saw angry villagers brandishing farm implements chase out a local TV crew, shouting that they had enough of being exploited.

It is small comfort that few, if any, of them will get to see the Borat film. Not a single villager we spoke to had ever been able to afford a trip to the nearest cinema, 20 miles away.

Perhaps that's the real reason why film-makers chose Glod in the first place."


Now, I'm sorry I paid to see this film that exploited these unknowing people. It's amazing how something you find so funny (yet repulsive at the same time) can be so wrong! I wish I had known before hand.

Friday, November 10, 2006

the good, the bad, the ugly

Most days, I enjoy my job. Usually its pretty slow, quiet. I can do homework, chat on msn, write on my blog, ect. I also have made some pretty good friends here at work. They're an awesome bunch, to whom I owe my sanity (and sometimes my insanity). However, on nights like tonight, I find myself dreading being behind the desk. Weekends. Ugh. When the stupid, the intoxicated, and the just plain obnoxious emerge from their stinky dorm rooms to be rowdy, break things, and yell at anyone telling them what to do.

How hard is it to act like a sane, moral and normal human being??? Aparantly, its quite difficult...sigh.

The worst part: To enter our dorms, you must past through a turn stil security system, and earlier today, the entrance, controlled by a mainframe computer, crashed, resetting some 2,500 swipe enterance cards. I have spent my entire shift confirming residences identities, and reprograming swipes. Add to this the regular mayhem of screaming, singing, drunkeness, and their intense dislike of me when I "force" them to prove who they are. God forbid I let a psycho murder/rapist, or a serial fire alarm puller into their building (the entire floor gets billed when someone falsely pulls it and they can't prove who it is)

This night has been hellish, and makes me dislike my job.

Oh Borat, you contraversial man you!

I recently went to the movies with some friends, and saw Borat. I didn't know the character very well, having only seen him in couple of clips the week before, when my friend Jay forced me to watch them upon learning I had no idea who Borat was.

I must say, the film was highly offensive, yet so amusing I was able to overlook its completely insulting content to laugh hysterically for nigh on 2 hours.

This week, while reading my daily news on the BBC page, I came across an article I found pretty funny, and I want to share it with you:

"Two US students are suing a film studio claiming they were duped into appearing in spoof movie Borat starring Sacha Baron Cohen as a Kazakh journalist.

The unknown plaintiffs are seen making sexist and racist remarks in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Legal papers said the two men "engaged in behaviour that they otherwise would not have engaged in".

Spokesman for 20th Century Fox Gregg Brilliant said the case "has no merit".

The men are identified in the film as two fraternity members from a South Carolina university.

'Humiliation'

They are not named in the case "to protect themselves from any additional and unnecessary embarrassment".

According to legal documents, a production crew took the pair to a bar to drink and "loosen up" before taking part in a documentary they were told would be shown outside the US.

The film "made plaintiffs the object of ridicule, humiliation, mental anguish and emotional and physical distress, loss of reputation, goodwill and standing in the community," the papers stated.

British comedian Cohen appears in the film as an apparently naive reporter whose enthusiastic offensiveness either leaves his US interviewees in shock, or persuades them to reveal a little too much of their own prejudices.

As well as Fox, the two men are also suing three other production companies.

The film is currently at the top of the box office charts in North America and the UK."


This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These two guys were absolutely candid in their conversations with Borat in the film, and made themselves look like complete and total losers. They are obviously intoxicated, but are quite sincere about their comments and "ideas".

I don't think Cohen, or the producers had anything do to with making these twits look bad. They just caught it on film.




Tuesday, November 07, 2006

The November Birthday Dance

Well since ooooodles of my family members have birthdays in November, I thought I'd make a post about them, just so they'd feel special: Here we go...Happy Birthday and I love you TO-

**Ryan Schmitz Nov. 2nd, turned 31
Many memories so far ryan: attempting to beat you a trivial pursuit, various things you've claimed to be the creator of or singer or writter and i've told my friends, you letting me cry and get mad when Lucky died, Being strong for me, when I had to say goodbye to friends, stealing the dinner bell at camp, always being there when I need you, growing up thinking my brother knew everything, I will cherish our relationship and all the memories we'll have to come!

**Micah Schmitz Nov. 3rd, turned 3
Micah, you're so little, yet so precious to me! When your daddy called to tell me you were born, I cried, loving you very much! We will have a lot of time to make memories together, but so far, I love the time we wore several party hats on our heads, my teaching you to blow a noise maker, how tiny you were the first time I held you, you naming Moses Modep, and all the times you call me on the phone and sing me silly songs.

**Brandon Schmitz Nov. 5th, turned 10
Ah, little Bran Muffin. You're my baby brother, and you'll always be able to give me your sad eyes and get away with anything. When you were a baby, I pretended I was your mommy. I even fed and changed you, from time to time. We have many memories together so far, like our car trips to get ice cream, taking you shopping and to the beach, walking to school together your very first day, I'll always remember the look on your face when I gave you my new bike helmet, and the time you played joseph in the school play, and pet the girl that was a sheep. I love you bud!

**Kaitlin Fisher Nov. 7th, turns 18
Kaitie, I will always cherish you like a sister. We sure fought enough like sisters as kids! I'll always remember playing barbies in your room with the fake groceries and everything. I was always jealous you got a phone in your room and I didn't! We have thousands of baby pool incidents, and fort building times, playing bingo in grandmamans porch, climbing trees and riding bikes, buying way too much candy and laughing like idiots, kayaking not so well and disembarking on slippery rocks, crying together, prank calls from across the country, dancing spider-man birthday presents. I love you little cousin, you will always be in my heart

**Kayla Schmitz Nov. 13th turns 24
My role model! I was your shadow, cousin, in everything. We have a lot of times to look back on and look forward to! You taught me how to dive, we caught minows together at Papas, endured way too many brothers and male cousins, spent summers running in forests and fields, random visits where you came to school with me, buying me a little dog for passing my learners, many nights msn-ing about how terrible our teenage lives were, ending up catering your brothers wedding, plenty of nights under the stars in the tree fort, treating our little brothers like our babies and dragging them about. We spent our childhood together, and now we may be far apart, but I can always hear your laugh and see your smile when I think of you.

and if I have some far strung relative whom I have forgotten, I apologize and wish you good health, love, happiness, and comfort in family.